John McCain Is Jealous

Okay I admit I am so in love com-plete-LY
Maybe it’s the way you smile at me
It could be that you walk with a swagger
Those eyes just make me stagger
And when you speak
My heart takes a tweak
No Chris Matthews you can’t have him
White love is just a whim
Besides I saw him first
Just watching him glide makes me thirst
Now I ain t gay
but if I was I would pay
That other fellow is just so plain
Eat your heart out John McCain